Today at a Drunk Driving presentation
Officer: What's the number one cause of death in teens?
Friend 1: Oh, I don't know, drunk driving?
Friend 2: Gingivitis.
Friend 3: Piss.
Random Student: Cancer.
Friend 4: ANAL TEARING.
Who the fuck... anal tearing... really?
whoever came up with anal tearing is a genius
gypsystache: Fuck you guys!!! Bring LOL into theatres or else I’ll go out of my way to never watch another Lionsgate movie again.
People hate me. I never did anything. I help as...
unbrokenwithswaggie: I’m done. Going to bed.